Don Sims

The other day my wife told me some woman at work called her fat.

I told her “Honey, don’t fight with her about it. Just be the bigger person.”

I should be out of the hospital in a few days.

Don Sims

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line.

Panther

I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

solentlife

Being serious for a moment ... when it comes to Women and 'size' - its one of the worst questions they can ask a man ... because no matter what we say - its WRONG !!

ron_van_sommeren

It's not the size of the dick that matters, what matters is the dick attached to it.

It least, that's what I always told my girlfriends