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Old 07-28-2008, 05:51 PM
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SENIOR DRESS CODE
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> Many of the 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are
> quite confused about how they should present themselves. Despite what you may
> have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And
> should be avoided:
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> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> 4. Miniskirts and support hose
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> 12. Inline skates and a walker
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> And last, but not least...my personal favorite
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> 13. Thongs and Depends
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:59 PM
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And nothing looks worse than a 60 year old hippie.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:27 AM
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Yep, definitly old people day. We are just glad for any kind of attention. Jerry
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:00 AM
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oh man neds on the sauce again!!!! hahahaha
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