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Old 12-20-2008, 04:16 AM
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Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale,
Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE .
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
(Pay special attention to this instruction)
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.
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Old 12-20-2008, 07:12 AM
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