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A Physicist, a Biologist and a Statistician are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologist: "They have reproduced".
The Statistician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’
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What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?
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