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A young boy sat at a bus stop eating a chocolate bar.

When he finished he reached in his pocket, drew out another and ate it too. He then pulled out a 3rd bar and began to unwrap it.

A woman sitting next to him said, "All that chocolate will make you fat and ruin your teeth."

The boy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 126 years old."

Surprised, the woman asked, "From eating chocolates?"

"No," the boy answered, "but he always minded his own dang business."
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